Love: Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought...

By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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Tuesday 31 August 2010 19:08

that's not what you had in mind but still, does that take away from the rest of the evening?

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fantasyworld 37

Monday 17 August 2015 0:03

That's funny.

fmyinternet 13

Tuesday 26 July 2016 20:39

Laugh and make up, you will remember this for the rest of your life!

J15237 25

Thursday 6 February 2020 3:52

It still sounds really romantic. congratulations!

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