Love: Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of...

By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML

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Jewelofagal 2

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:04

How much longer do you plan to stick around for more of the same treatment? Kick him to the curb already!

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Easy answer: Get a new boyfriend!

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crazyskillz122 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 7:42

Was the game call of duty

arfarfitar 2

Thursday 3 April 2014 4:04

What a dick xbox is way better... Your welcome I started a comment war

cwl727 32

Saturday 12 April 2014 18:33

Respond by saying I would trade you for a vibrator

jc1015 25

Wednesday 24 July 2019 0:27

Break up with his ass then he won’t have a girl the games he wanted

jc1015 25

Wednesday 24 July 2019 0:27

Break up with his as then he won’t have a girl or the games he wanted

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