Love: Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend...

By painfetish8021 - 17/09/2012 00:50 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML

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hol18 5

Monday 17 September 2012 9:15

Lol! If your boyfriend actually taught you that, knowing how his parents would react, reevaluate your relationship.

Thelnternet 7

Monday 17 September 2012 10:16

^ because correcting a piece of text restores faith in humanity.

Comments

AtomicRebirth 11

Monday 17 September 2012 21:22

You might want to reconsider this relationship.

bubblybrooke 12

Monday 17 September 2012 22:01

That's amazing.

abu4u 26

Monday 17 September 2012 22:29

I think it's quite funny tbh. No need to reevaluate your relationship over this. Seems trivial!

zombiekitten87 12

Monday 17 September 2012 22:42

Your boyfriend is a jerk.

outoftown 26

Monday 17 September 2012 23:05

OP's username suggests she had a pain fetish. Guess she didn't know her boyfriend would extend it to humiliation involving his parents. Now OP knows she needs safe words for simple introductions.