Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their...

By Pissedoff777 - 12/08/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML

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Friday 12 August 2011 11:55

How sweet of him :)

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Friday 12 August 2011 11:57

So, does it?

Comments

mom2pen 4

Friday 12 August 2011 15:46

Who actually savors the flavors?

tbreezy98 4

Friday 12 August 2011 15:47

Yes!! I hope this works for me....

shocky377_fml 0

Friday 12 August 2011 16:03

Hmm i gotta try that!

cheer4ever96 8

Friday 12 August 2011 16:05

Based on your username, why are you pissed off? Your boyfriend is being thoughtful. Lol

Itwasover 7

Friday 12 August 2011 16:17

Not romantic but he has a point

Nudi_fml 13

Friday 12 August 2011 16:36

I think its generally eating healthy that does the trick.. Its something about the vitamins, if I remember correctly. By eating healthier, the sperm will have a larger concentration of vitamins, making it taste better.