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By lbailey32 - 04/02/2014 01:30 - United States - Seneca Falls

Today, my boyfriend decided the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Ray_of_midnight 22

Tuesday 4 February 2014 5:50

He might have kleptomania, but that's OK. He can always take something for it.

frozen92_fml 12

Tuesday 4 February 2014 5:48

Watch out or he'll steal your heart.

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ChelzTheWolfGirl 29

Tuesday 4 February 2014 22:08

Well damn, everyone thumbing down my comment when I admitted I'd never really been there. Also I said, "correct me if I'm wrong" you didn't have to beat a dead horse by thumbing me down.

awilliams44 9

Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:03

how does that work

ncsMcLaren77 12

Wednesday 5 February 2014 21:39

Must have been a white gf

mderaita 7

Thursday 6 February 2014 0:08

Who cares

tdog23456 5

Sunday 9 February 2014 0:09

any white girls around?

goldendino 4

Wednesday 12 February 2014 1:38

It would be funny if there was a cop there.

hellmate 12

Saturday 15 February 2014 21:44

why are you dating a shoplifter

grritsshay 18

Wednesday 21 May 2014 20:55

Hope you're punishing your child.

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