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By His name is now "Cunt" in my phone - 05/04/2017 14:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML

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Wednesday 5 April 2017 14:01

seems like a win for you, all in all.

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Wednesday 5 April 2017 15:04

You should have broken up with him not the other way around

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WIN

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He sounds dangerous!

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