Kids: Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a...

By possiblyoverweight - 08/11/2011 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

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Tuesday 8 November 2011 18:59

Hey, it's a step in the right direction!

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Comments

RebekahBrooke 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 2:26

why did he have access to your nipples??

snoopy10_fml 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 2:35

MOOBS MOOBS MOOBS!!

varkey 7

Wednesday 9 November 2011 2:55

Why weren't you wearing a shirt? YDI if you weren't FYL if you were (but this FML makes that seem very unlikely)

kate1238 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 3:14

Looks like you have a gay boy congrats :)

carolineoliviaa 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 3:55

Um! Why was your nipple even anywhere near his mouth? Seems like this is what you were going for!

onecrazybitch 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 3:58

I think you need a nursing bro

mle015 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 4:02

Hahaha

dansco 24

Wednesday 9 November 2011 4:06

Erm why did you have your moobs out?!

InUrArea 4

Wednesday 9 November 2011 4:53

Consider it a bonding experience

myFMLname 8

Wednesday 9 November 2011 5:09

*Stewie wakes up and finds it's Peter*

Okayitwasme 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 17:43

I almost gag when I saw that episode.

Okayitwasme 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 17:43

I almost gag when I saw that episode.

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