Money: Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving...

By Anonymous - 24/08/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:56

The ****? How dare you steal their milk duds!

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:55

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thejedi08 10

Saturday 10 September 2011 23:31

they set you up!

redmoon123 0

Friday 9 December 2011 2:42

Tell them to go to hell than never talk to them again

The_9th_Doctor 18

Monday 16 September 2013 3:50

I hope you called the cops family or not.

BeautifulLiesx 24

Wednesday 20 May 2015 4:47

That's a lot of Milk Duds

CougeeSwagg 19

Thursday 19 May 2016 19:39

Take them to court.

shileka 2

Friday 23 December 2016 23:19

Hello officer? Why yes i have their adress

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