Love: Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has...

By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 09:47 - United States

Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML

agreeclassic 17 957

vote type 1 51 280

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

agreeclassic 3 886

vote type 1 761

By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

agreeclassic 29 547

vote type 1 4 292

By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

agreeclassic 25 219

vote type 1 42 952

By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

agreeclassic 9 612

vote type 1 44 571

Out of it

By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML

agreeclassic 914

vote type 1 237

Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

agreeclassic 45 340

vote type 1 8 738

Tubular Bells starts playing…

By so scared - 08/02/2014 17:13 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

agreeclassic 46 708

vote type 1 6 209

Jump scare

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML

agreeclassic 38 079

vote type 1 14 048

Spooky season special

By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 16:00

Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML

agreeclassic 527

vote type 1 166

By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

agreeclassic 10 743

vote type 1 885

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 24 October 2011 16:01

That "screaming in fear" and "kicking and scratching" is called being possesed. GET HER TO AN EXORCIST, NOW!!!!!

Iknoweverything 29

Monday 24 October 2011 16:00

I don't think hitting and scratching would do much good against a paranormal entity, but maybe that's just me.

Comments

NDiesal10 2

Thursday 27 October 2011 22:19

SDI for buying into that bullshit

Bless23 0

Friday 28 October 2011 5:32

You mean the greatest comedy Of the year? Who Names a ghost Toby??!!?!?

OLIVIAx33 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:30

I honestly thought that movie was not scary. This coming from a 14 year old girl who thought my house built in 2004 was haunted until 3 years ago.

rastafunk 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:47

Oh toby. ;)

Fadeintoyou 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:32

That movie was so stupid and NOT scary. I didn't scream once. -_-

Kilomech 8

Wednesday 2 November 2011 16:50

I'm embarrassed for your girlfriend. That's just sad.

bunnymess 4

Monday 7 November 2011 7:41

That movie didnt even scary me lol but maybe she should watch yellowbrickroad that movie will give you nightmares for weeks

LizzieHun 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 18:35

What? I get more scared of hearing my sister snore every night.. Every night it gets louder and meaner.

mattisonshay 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 4:09

I am literally just about to watch that. I'm scared now

martin_martian7 11

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:35

Oh wow haha

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, after going to bed at a decent time last night so I could get up early, I overslept. Not only that, I thought today was the day of my job interview, so I rushed to get ready and go. As I parked in the parking lot, I realized today was the day before said interview. FML

agreeclassic 1 538

vote type 1 477

Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML

agreeclassic 38 505

vote type 1 16 335

Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML

agreeclassic 1 140

vote type 1 251

Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML

agreeclassic 33 839

vote type 1 2 263

Today, I realized I forgot to cancel a free trial for a meditation app. So, ironically, I now owe $40 to an app that’s supposed to reduce stress. FML

agreeclassic 297

vote type 1 276

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

agreeclassic 51 506

vote type 1 5 516