Miscellaneous: Today, it was my birthday, so when I woke up, I came downstairs...

By anonymous - 13/01/2014 01:40 - United States - Upper Darby

Today, it was my birthday, so when I woke up, I came downstairs yelling, "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY, IS A BIG BOOTY HOE," only to find that my family had thrown me a surprise party. All my grandparents were at the bottom of the stairs. FML

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JMichael 25

Monday 13 January 2014 17:37

Maybe you should lay off them big booty hoes.

sexysaltshaker 11

Monday 13 January 2014 17:37

And did they get you a big booty hoe?

Comments

cathrope 10

Monday 13 January 2014 19:58

I usually yell let me sleep.

GingerRoot 13

Monday 13 January 2014 20:08

Careful opening your gifts!

aye_bro_i_just 1

Monday 13 January 2014 20:44

Birthday morning done right

N_i_c_o_l_a_s__ 4

Monday 13 January 2014 21:22

Your grandparents are giving you a big booty hoe

merik225 14

Monday 13 January 2014 21:34

Would be even better if OP was a girl.

Bacontree 14

Monday 13 January 2014 22:16

What the hell kind of a thing to say is that?

o_uhu_intrstng 4

Monday 13 January 2014 22:22

well I bet nobody is wondering what you wished for when you blew out the candles

rocknawesome 8

Monday 13 January 2014 23:55

I laughed so hard at this

paigexox0 37

Tuesday 14 January 2014 0:38

Woulda made me laugh

EvilLittleMan 23

Tuesday 14 January 2014 0:39

That's pretty funny but OP, you're a damn idiot.

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