Love: Today, it's my birthday and my ex husband texted me at midnight...

By aerythia - 08/12/2012 16:12 - United States - Nashville

Today, it's my birthday and my ex husband texted me at midnight to tell happy birthday. Too bad he couldn't have texted my new husband to remind him. FML

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Tuesday 8 March 2016 16:52

I guess you should have stayed with your first husband then

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