Today is my 25th Birthday, it is also the day my boyfriend decided... - FML

- 12/05/2017 10:33 - United States - Woodbury

Today is my 25th Birthday, it is also the day my boyfriend decided he was having doubts about our 3 year relationship. FML

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Monday 29 May 2017 6:32

that's shit... :(

nzfireman 14

Monday 29 May 2017 6:32

that's shit... :(

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

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Today, I learned the hard way that you should never use medical tape to secure gauze over a razor cut on your scrotum. FML

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Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML

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Today, a woman approached me in the street and slapped me, ranting about how I stole her man. I don't even know her man, or her, and I live over a thousand miles away in Scotland. I'm back in town for the first time since my childhood to attend a wedding. FML

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Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML

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Today, my son, who I admit has a temper, met his cousins from France for the first time. Straight away he lost his temper, but before I could step in, his younger cousin knocked him out cold with a right hook, looked me dead in the eye and said, “That’s how you get a bitch under control.” FML

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