Love: Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t...

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:25

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

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You deserved it 275

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shuyin14 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 18:00

lol, you shouldn't drink/do drugs/be an idiot

watson_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:21

Don't get yourself into that situation? You have no one to blame but yourself.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 7 November 2009 23:44

IT'S THE QUEEN FROM ALIEN! :o

greenltrn2003 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 0:30

^it was indeed... rawr

jmeg_fml 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 1:52

pretty funny... though i think it could've ended after panel 3 and with no little blue text boxes. i don't get why people think they need to be so blatant. there is humor in subtlety...

VereorTenebrae 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 2:33

Nice illustration xD

bigsexy94 6

Sunday 8 November 2009 3:18

PREDATOR!!! YOU SAID YOU LOVED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

youlose_ 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 7:20

ALIENS! HI!!!!!!! :)

youlose_ 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 7:23

woa d00d ur so badass !

youlose_ 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 7:29

yea i never saw that coming! lol

youlose_ 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 7:51

aaaaaaaaaaa y u deleat teh coment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucka! ydi for being dunk!!!!!!!!!! drunk

Leashaness 5

Monday 9 November 2009 0:57

YDI for cheating on your gf.

Weevil_fml 0

Monday 9 November 2009 4:03

THEN WHO WAS PHONE????

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Today, I wanted to get my mind off my ex, so like any other guy I decided to watch some porn and jack it. I see one video with a familiar looking room so I click on it. Guess who I saw getting it from some dude? So much for forgetting about my ex. FML

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Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML

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Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML

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Today, I signed up for karaoke at a bar, thinking I’d picked a fun, easy song. When it started playing, I realized I'd unknowingly chosen the eight-minute extended remix with two full guitar solos. I had to awkwardly sway on stage for five minutes while everyone drank their beers silently. FML

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Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML

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