Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at...

By Angela - 04/01/2012 19:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML

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Thursday 5 January 2012 0:05

You didn't feel a breeze? lol

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Thursday 5 January 2012 0:05

I remember you!

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Jellieblitz 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:31

sounds like my puppy.... hopefully someday they will grow out of it

aaboydboyd 8

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:42

they must have smelt tuna...

chipmonk69 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:45

sucks to be u now dont it

chipmonk69 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:45

sucks to be u now dont it

lovefml987 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:59

no more camando for you

almostalbino 10

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:09

Ma'am, we'd like a quick urine same, and by the looks of that hole in your pants, you just need to squat right over this cup and we'll be all set...

rollback21 2

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:12

Awkward!....

Sweetpea944 3

Thursday 5 January 2012 7:15

I think I would have felt a cold draft down there..

jorge_guevara 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 8:00

Good excuse to buy new ones

GreenDancingBear 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 8:04

that's the downside to going commando....

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