Animals: Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle...

By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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ZeroStick 3

Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:09

That's so sad. R.I.P. Doggie.

kingsrock916 0

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Anyone who votes you deserved it deserves to be castrated and shot in the head. Or hung from a tree. But yeah, that totally sucks :(

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esebenz 0

Friday 10 September 2010 6:27

that sucks

elmofan101 0

Friday 10 September 2010 8:20

who ever said that u deserved it needs to be shot. that would scar me...

sparkstercp 0

Friday 10 September 2010 9:14

omg that's horrible :( I can't believe I laughed XD I'm going to hell.

PlastikSeraph 2

Friday 10 September 2010 13:02

Play dead!

jackie_lemoine 0

Friday 10 September 2010 16:03

so much hate in the fml comments hahah makes good reading on one boring day but I Still think that saying that you hate dogs pretty much means that he dosent feel bad for op at all it he would most likely say other words other than I hate dogs ....

chewbacca69 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 4:42

thats so ******* funny now I feel like a asshole

lol_ironic_life 9

Saturday 11 September 2010 5:37

Aww :( that is really sad. I'm sorry OP! :'-(

Stewie22 2

Saturday 11 September 2010 8:59

ok, so damn tired of pricks putting up "you totally deserve it" for everything. how does he deserve this? tell me!! homie i feel ur pain happened to me too :(