Love: Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time....

By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 10:26 - Singapore

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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Calivale 7

Sunday 25 September 2011 19:15

Aww your mom loves you, to the extent of ruining your social life.

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shortrevolution 0

Monday 26 September 2011 3:39

Your mom is awesome!

jneville 5

Monday 26 September 2011 3:40

Um ya it looks like you do lick chode, bitch got attitude

spychik44 7

Monday 26 September 2011 3:49

Where were you??

TKello 6

Monday 26 September 2011 3:50

*rubs back of neck* You'd think your mom would learn to quit being so over protective after the first night she spent in jail for assault.

Glassmaster 0

Monday 26 September 2011 4:25

Slap her back. If she wants to interfere in your life, END HERS.

truwinna 0

Monday 26 September 2011 4:32

Mom:1 Daughter:0

The_creator_fml 2

Monday 26 September 2011 4:32

Maybe she just wanted you to use protection... Was he wearing gloves?

Kobiyashi95 2

Monday 26 September 2011 5:08

WTF I wuld be so pissed. What a creeper stalking u like that haha

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Monday 26 September 2011 5:51

lmao your mom is awesome

nublets 12

Monday 26 September 2011 5:54

WTB a better mom

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