Health: Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a...

By DrewK - 14/05/2013 20:09 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML

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maryiah 21

Wednesday 15 May 2013 8:32

At least he gave you hope.

iazy9 14

Wednesday 15 May 2013 8:32

Anything is better than my 3 inch slanger.

Comments

pattycake135 3

Thursday 16 May 2013 6:05

That's ****** that this old guy looked anyway.....not the size of the sword but its the motion of the ocean

LyraAlluse 25

Friday 17 May 2013 3:51

I would have shot a sarcastic comment back like, 'Yeah, and maybe your brain will grow if you water your hair daily like a chia pet.'

danigirl074 6

Saturday 18 May 2013 6:06

Teehee! I'm sorry but thats funny ;)

LolCandy 27

Saturday 18 May 2013 9:30

Everytime I read an FML about penis size, I realize just how fortunate I am. Or rather, my boyfriend is. But if you have hand skills, or mouth skills, you can make up for it if you are not fortunate. Generally size doesn't do for the ****** though, that's the hand or tongue work.