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By Hot Pants - 01/12/2011 17:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

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LyricaSilvan 29

Tuesday 25 August 2015 8:47

Did you offer him a closer look? ;) But in all seriousness, I'm sure if he found them amusing, that's a positive sign. Think positive; maybe he thought a girl who would wear those must be pretty fun.