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By Kate - 29/04/2012 15:22 - United States - Concord

Today, I watched "Rain Man" with my family. The whole time they kept exclaiming, "Omigod! That's just like Kate!" FML

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holycrapitsjake 2

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:05

Go to a casino?

21jason 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:09

Omigod Kate this FML sounds just like you

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Sunday 29 April 2012 23:44

Hahahhahahhahhahahahha

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 29 April 2012 23:47

Dick.

deviable 9

Monday 30 April 2012 4:10

Richard.

dogluver900 2

Monday 30 April 2012 0:18

So I'm guessing your Kate

ThatEmoVeganChic 0

Monday 30 April 2012 0:24

I'm sorry

luccmon 6

Monday 30 April 2012 0:37

So either you're just like a hot Italian girl, an uptight high end car salesman, or a card counting mathematical autistic genius. I'd say your ok in any case.

1094568 1

Monday 30 April 2012 1:25

Omigod! That's just like Kate!

groupleader 7

Monday 30 April 2012 1:43

Of course, your shorts are on the highway. Did you remind them "lights out at 11"?

nikijcchz 10

Monday 30 April 2012 3:05

Your a genius!! Go to a casino

revidffum69 22

Tuesday 1 May 2012 5:47

You're a genius too!

laurenmacias 0

Monday 30 April 2012 6:49

What a compliment

thepatty8474 10

Monday 30 April 2012 7:18

Could be worse...

Kaykay2565 9

Monday 30 April 2012 7:24

Damn you must be awesome at a casino!!

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