Intimacy: Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage...

By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 13:31 - United States - Newberry

Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML

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Friday 17 August 2012 17:08

That's when you let him sleep on the couch. Yeah, FYL. Guys like that need to realize that girls are looking for more in a relationship than sex.

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What dick. He could've at least asked to 69.

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rafiki477 4

Saturday 2 November 2013 18:21

At least you know he's not cheating on you...yet

Host2phats 21

Monday 7 December 2015 18:35

I've had this conversation many times... so i know he got that ********, probably after her short "ughhh oh my god your so insensitive"

Zelda9678 11

Monday 5 December 2016 22:44

I have to feel that it's partly your fault; you gave him sex whenever he asked for it, that's how it got to this. In a relationship, don't take it any further if it's not what you'd want in a marriage almost 100%