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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 05:35 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I was studying for a big test I have next Tuesday in my room. I heard a creak in my ceiling but assumed it was nothing as my house is old. Thirty seconds later something fell from my air vent directly onto my head. It was a giant cockroach. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Tarlachia 33

Friday 12 June 2015 18:21

Am I the only one going "You heard a creak, then the giant cockroach landed on you? That's one heavy cockroach!"

Schala360 27

Friday 12 June 2015 18:15

nope nope nope nope nope nope

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edsall77 9

Tuesday 16 June 2015 23:00

time to get the nope outta there.

Slasher2977 19

Wednesday 17 June 2015 7:45

Thats a massive cockroach, must be one of those radioactive degenerates

charlieoogx 7

Thursday 18 June 2015 10:18

Oh god I'm cringing

caaguilar 18

Sunday 19 July 2015 4:20

Is it a rad roach

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