Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

Agree with #12 And lawl @ #35. I wish the kitten would have clawed our balls OFF. No need for you to reproduce. The human race is stupid as it is. Unless you raise your kids to be against animal cruelty, and stupidity.

roundkickkid 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:20

Kitten karma!!!

love_jd13 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:24

A big pussy got owned by a little pussy. Moral of the story: Don't mess with kittens! :)

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Today, my son apparently has no interest in having a life. He goes from his tiny one-bed flat to work, then back home again to play with his computer. It’s a good job, so he can afford a life, but he has no friends, never dates or goes anywhere, he even gets his shopping delivered. What can I do? FML

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Today, my ex-girlfriend was supposed to come pick up her things, and while I waited I took a nap. Thirty minutes later, I woke up with two police officers hammering on my door. They'd come to get my ex-girlfriend's things and said they were "watching me." That's the last time I date a cop's daughter. FML

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Today, a stray cat climbed up into my car's engine for shelter at some point last night. Guess how I found out this morning. FML

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Today, I found out that both my boyfriend and his brother feel completely comfortable going into the bathroom and talking to their mother while she is on the toilet. FML

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Today, although I received a good grade for my science project, it was disqualified for the science fair that I'd hoped to enter. A beautiful scale model of our solar system was ruined by the Cro-Magnons in one of the other classes; I found pieces of it scattered all over the classroom. The teacher did nothing. FML

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Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML

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