Kids: Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting...

By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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Trickydano 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Wow... why did you think throwing your hands in the air would cheer him up?

paperfox_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Yes indeed, why would you sticking your hands in the air cheer up a 13 year old boy?

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xtallanx 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:00

I hope you raped him after ;)

lovebuggy 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:01

FHL. If you are a manly man than poor kid but if your a girly man then that kid has nothing to cry about.

AlexZB 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:03

fake, a 13 year old crying, yeah right

spartandodo 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:04

FHL LOL

bcheck95 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:04

Wow you are so cool not really cuz u suck

Domd 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:08

He'll never ride a coaster again Nice ?

untoldfame 3

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:09

your a POON!

dmmd8686 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:11

What a pussy.

miseldemhearts 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:11

i'm thirteen and a girl. I would never cry when someone hits me in the face? tell the priss to grow the eff up

blaznboi 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:12

If the kid had his hands up, he would have blocked your elbow

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