Miscellaneous: Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly....

By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

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Sunday 22 January 2012 16:32

Lol, you literally laughed out loud

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"This is a comedy club, not a laughing house. Please leave sir."

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feno_fml 0

Monday 23 January 2012 2:19

Whats it that loud? I'm going to a comedy club next week w my boyfriend and he's the kind to LOL as well. Eek!

KzlovesYewx101 5

Monday 23 January 2012 3:18

Funny thing is that would be me too. LoL

arlena95 0

Monday 23 January 2012 4:14

Hahahaha XD that's cute

lavaheead9 2

Monday 23 January 2012 4:32

hahaha. that musta been pretty bad :P but ylds.

hateevryone 14

Monday 23 January 2012 4:46

well isn't that the whole point of a comedy club?

matthews167 0

Monday 23 January 2012 4:55

That sucks. Did you get a refund!

Devor 5

Monday 23 January 2012 5:26

Then SHUT THE **** UP!

Fmlsea 28

Monday 23 January 2012 5:43

Next time laugh but try to ton it down so u don't get thrown out

Portsanta 0

Monday 23 January 2012 5:52

That isn't fair.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Monday 23 January 2012 7:22

That must have been some horselaugh. O_O

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