Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide... - FML

By fartmaster - 22/04/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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fhqwhgads94 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:16

I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.

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kaileeyp 9

Thursday 12 April 2012 3:22

Did it echo?

Waldo_the_Hidden 1

Sunday 25 November 2012 11:25

That awkward moment where the FML says (man) and the comic depicts a woman.

Isa_fml 20

Wednesday 5 December 2012 23:33

Not as awkward as the moment when someone not only fails to understand the idea of artistic license, but also thinks that 'that awkward moment' jokes are still relevant in late 2012...

MUNSHKIN93 9

Saturday 16 March 2013 9:49

Did it echo? Did it make sound or silent

xStevieKingsleyx 12

Friday 31 January 2014 5:39

Hahahaha brilliant

odod777 28

Sunday 23 February 2014 15:04

What a "stinkey" situation..

cluch3 22

Wednesday 5 March 2014 3:34

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Jarl_the_Elite 27

Friday 14 March 2014 2:53

More like feel yourself be pit-pocketed

cwl727 32

Wednesday 19 March 2014 20:55

At least the lights were off.

focenspeil 7

Sunday 1 June 2014 12:24

Hey... Hows it going...?

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 8 July 2014 22:21

That's awesome.

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