Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy...

By sofargone420 - 29/07/2011 14:27 - United States

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

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Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 06:26 - United States

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AmethystRain 20

Friday 29 July 2011 19:12

At least they weren't Michael Jackson boxers. He could have started singing "Beat It" instead.

ZoZo17_fml 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:07

you should sing along...

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paigemosier 1

Friday 29 July 2011 19:13

How is this an FML? More like MLIA!

eatmorewaffles 9

Friday 29 July 2011 19:14

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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oboewhore_xD 6

Friday 29 July 2011 19:34

Your username is "eatmorewaffles"? What are you? A two year old? I suggest you think of a big boy username to avoid this problem again.

Symmetry88 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:08

AD/DC is amazing, so stfu.

creedaddict 9

Friday 29 July 2011 19:14

Awesome!!

perez69 3

Friday 29 July 2011 19:14

that's pretty funny

lilacprincess28 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:14

how the hell is this an fml? nothing BAD happened to you.

MarijuanaPanda 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:15

looking a dudes boxers ... like a BOSS

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Friday 29 July 2011 19:16

you have music to shit to that's always a plus

supimnyancat 9

Friday 29 July 2011 19:17

SITTIN ON THA TOILET SITTIN ON THA TOILET

ilikeapplejuice 7

Friday 29 July 2011 19:24

Lmfao. That lady had issues

jjames7543 13

Friday 29 July 2011 19:26

Now fluuush.

SilentTreatment 7

Friday 29 July 2011 19:19

I bet if you had a mirror on a stick and shoved it under his stall, he would stop peeping and singing...

kaylapple 1

Friday 29 July 2011 19:20

thats very strange.

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