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Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Caught in 1080p

wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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Anonymous - 24/11/2015 13:17 - United States - Westborough

Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them sent me a screenshot of an error message on a porn site, asking if I was having the same problem. I guess I wasn't being so quiet after all. FML

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Awkward

Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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lunarboy - 17/02/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

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Listen up

Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

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Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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Saturday 25 April 2009 2:17

that would've been great if 69 ppl saw.. haw

trixr4kids 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:14

HAHAHA dumbass

Arabian_Dude 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 3:05

THIS Fmylife is fake im a WLM user and what your listenning to is only for audio files

Mihir 1

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:29

#31 Arabian dude, go to ur country and call it fake, ass!

Me27 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 3:07

Why on earth would you keep **** in your iTunes? Irresponsible and dumb.

acvball92 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 3:09

to 31 are you and idiot there are other programs besides WLM, did you ever think of iChat? god people are so stupid, finding some way to call an FML fake.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Saturday 25 April 2009 3:10

#32 - Because he is bringing **** on his honeymoon because his fiance is the one who didn't check the calender before setting the wedding date.

cc0419 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 3:18

the video player i use can send "now playing" messages to WLM...

racist_bitch 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 3:19

Why is it so weird or awkward to watch **** when everyone does it? It might be a lil embarrassing but he's not weird *******. You all ****** do it! And u kno u like it so.