Transportation, Cars, Accident and Animals: Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows...

By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML

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Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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ObsceneOblivion 4

Wednesday 8 August 2012 12:01

Owls have better eyesight than humans when it's dark. Maybe it was saving you from something out there :)

jellycorn 13

Wednesday 8 August 2012 12:01

Hedwig?

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