Miscellaneous: Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because...

By insulted - 15/11/2011 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML

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Tuesday 15 November 2011 22:08

Prove it to them.......go in there naked

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Tuesday 15 November 2011 22:07

Apply for men's gym...

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The_9th_Doctor 18

Monday 9 September 2013 15:43

dude looks like a lady

fmldenmark 9

Wednesday 18 September 2013 13:28

1) Go into the gym 2) Take pants and undies off 3) ???? 4) Profit

imhope 23

Wednesday 8 January 2014 0:12

You might need a makeover...

ned diggers 14

Monday 21 January 2019 23:33

If you're a woman with short hair, YDI. You wanna look like a man, expect to be treated like one.

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