By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

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Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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CASoulNYCmind 0

Way to be a spaaaaaz. Switch to decaf and get off the karate fantasies.

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zakkattackrawr 0

That made me laugh out loud! That's hard to make me do that!

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love_the_fame 0

Lmao!! I remember cracking up and rolling around on my bed after voting yes for this while moderating!! It sounds like something from a Ben Stiller movie.

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ballplayer32 1

haha. i started laughing when i read this

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genki008 0

http://experiencelifemag.com/blogs/survival-of-the-fittest/files/2008/04/crane.jpg

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DrunkenLullaby 0

Lmao. I do stuff like this all the time!

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Lexci 0

aw this made my day. i literally LOLed. I feel bad for you. I wonder what the people around you were thinking lmao. probably worried that trainer too. lmao

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SuperSpore 0

Reminds me of when I watched the Haunted Car video for the first time. I like, almost hit the ceiling. Like "HOLY SH-T! WTF DID YOU SHOW ME THAT FOR???"

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