Miscellaneous: Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat....

By elvisfreak5446 - 10/08/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

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Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:11

The only thing worse than fat people are fat people who don't think they're fat.

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Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:07

Start going to the gym ;)

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Narwhal234 6

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:22

She's your friend?

chelseaaababyyy 17

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:31

some friend you have there..

chugs69 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:47

I laughed so ******* hard when I read this

grdonbabe1026 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:47

What kind of friend tells another friend that she's fat?! That's ****** up.

msaun43 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 4:34

A good one that's telling her the truth so she does something about it

jlh2283 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:47

What a shitty friend, at least she could say you have some meat but your not fat... I suggest ditch the "friend"

austinwyke 2

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:48

what kind of friend calls you fat?

Fiskerz 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:49

That's the point where you go to the gym

outspokenDancer 6

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:50

that's one kind friend you have..

byteolu 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:16

Hello gabby;)

ccruse13 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 2:08

Your fat get over it

Miss_gord 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 2:08

not a good friend

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