Work: Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted...

By Anonymous - 10/06/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

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Friday 11 June 2010 1:13

you're asking for it by trying to date the boss's kid....anyone have an example of that working out? ever?

kalopadi 0

Friday 11 June 2010 1:08

o that's ok! ha ha I bet that was funny

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truth215 0

Friday 11 June 2010 12:55

you can be sexy or fat. not both, so pick one.

ThatCrazyMike 0

Friday 11 June 2010 13:23

sexiest walk ever!! :D i wouldve loved it clumsy girls r sexi  n tokio ur make up is cool n freaky i think u would look cuter witout it tho

youthink_fml 0

Friday 11 June 2010 14:27

Or you could have just said "hi". YDI.

aaronm120 1

Friday 11 June 2010 15:59

silly walks ftw

triggerit 5

Friday 11 June 2010 16:02

why fat girl can not be sexy ? I know a sex bomb of a 180lbs

Rainkicksu 0

Friday 11 June 2010 21:12

I said YDI the second I read the sexy walk part. Really? lol

mimimonster 0

Friday 11 June 2010 21:46

hahaha cute

gigglesmelaugh 2

Friday 11 June 2010 23:51

one helluva sexy walk... at least he noticed!

2igutierrez31 2

Saturday 12 June 2010 0:26

ha ha u should have just wnt up 2 him and started talking instead of doing the sexy walk lol

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Saturday 12 June 2010 1:24

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