Miscellaneous: Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held...

By mongoosemike - 07/06/2011 05:55

Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

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Tuesday 7 June 2011 11:59

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