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By fmlguy - 10/12/2010 03:19

Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML

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Friday 10 December 2010 9:05

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Comments

smartalek 2

Friday 29 April 2011 23:32

lawl I do that with my bf sumtimes

Vedanta 0

Monday 9 May 2011 4:41

ur fault

KupcakesAreYummy 1

Monday 9 May 2011 18:40

I've thought about doing that before...

pikapika94 0

Monday 23 May 2011 1:36

what the **** is wrong with you??

yoshi1mex 5

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:13

Dick

silverstar210 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 17:33

wow, u seem like a nice guy that can't even buy a small thing for his gf. I hope u nd her break up so that she won't have 2 live with ur cheek butt.

hateevryone 14

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:06

cheap asshole. she deserves better

valerie7188 10

Sunday 19 June 2011 7:26

your a douche bag! lol

smrtrtnu 0

Monday 11 July 2011 21:33

DOUCHEBAG...,get a life, and a job

rachilio 26

Monday 18 July 2011 0:13

asshole

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