Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

By shea234 - 20/02/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

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Monday 20 February 2012 19:02

Be my friend, OP :(

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Monday 20 February 2012 19:24

I had a friend once.

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sdeniro 6

Monday 27 February 2012 17:10

Awh! Let's be friends(:

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 1:10

This is how you know when you're forever alone...

SevenfoldRetar 2

Tuesday 18 December 2012 14:56

Awk I'll be your friend! *Hugs*

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Tuesday 16 July 2013 17:47

We're you being sold...?

welldammit1 21

Friday 3 April 2015 19:32

I'll be your friend!!!

bassfisher100 23

Friday 1 May 2015 4:00

I don't even know how to respond here

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