Love: Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During... - FML

By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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Thursday 26 April 2012 1:06

You sure know how to pick um! Haha

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Thursday 26 April 2012 1:07

And then you broke up with the thieving little slime, right? PLEASE tell me you broke up with the @ss!

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