By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
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Nakedsquirrel 5

Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

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laurisshnazzy 0

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.

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GrimReaper973 0

You shouldn't have let your friend pee i've been stung by jelly fish multiple times and i was never pissed on

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dancecarlydance 0

peeing on it doesn't help it all...it actually intensifies the pain. -.-

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DracaSObsidian 0

piss only works on sting ray wounds not from jelly fish think you need vinegar for jelly fish

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Kupokupupo 0

actually, it was the same jellyfish. he wanted to finish you off =P

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MoooMooMooMooMoo 0

Um, WHY THE **** WOULD YOU GO TO THE BEACH AND NOT GO IN THE WATER? =] And also YDI for making this up, that pee thing doesn't work, you'd have mentioned this if it wasn't made up.

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omgzdude 0

that honestly never works. the peeing part.

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kandam808 0

That is soooo funny im sorry but peeing on it works on like see urchins and like portages manawars not jellyfish >.<

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LaurenCMcCoy 17

Lol HAD to pee on you. Sounds painful though

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hockeygirlfriend 0

dumbass salt water is the best thing for wounds!

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SadinSherman 16

That happened on an episode of friends but Monica didn't get stung again

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