Health: Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday...

By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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Monday 16 May 2011 19:00

Sorry OP. I think you should just relax, and have a cup of tea.

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 16 May 2011 18:56

Oh my god! A double burn!

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RyanMacVey 17

Monday 16 May 2011 19:01

mate maybe you should stick to cold drinks

fox333 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 0:07

frost burn is even worse!!

Grimmerie 31

Tuesday 17 May 2011 7:21

maybe you should stick to pens.

xoCOURTNIEox 0

Monday 16 May 2011 19:02

well instead of op let's just call you graceful ;)

IamTheCavalist 0

Monday 16 May 2011 22:01

hahahahaha

amerwin 3

Monday 16 May 2011 19:04

Put down your cup of tea before you check your wristwatch for the time. Problem solved.

khaya 9

Monday 16 May 2011 19:06

So your burn looks like an abused anus hole.

ELENAxHI 0

Monday 16 May 2011 19:25

i bet lol

snowboarder1417 2

Monday 16 May 2011 19:06

Maybe drinking hot cups of tea just isn't your cup of tea.

qasimahsan93 4

Monday 16 May 2011 19:06

That REALLY sucks OP. The same thing happened to me when I was young, I stopped drinking tea. :o Be careful next time?

ceddyz17 10

Monday 16 May 2011 19:09

go for the hat trick

Hockeyboy4280 18

Monday 16 May 2011 23:46

You sound like my coach!!!

ELENAxHI 0

Monday 16 May 2011 19:09

wow fyl for getting burned but ydi for not learning da first time...

missworthless 0

Monday 16 May 2011 19:12

Maybe switch to iced tea from now on?

aback 4

Monday 16 May 2011 19:24

So STOP that.

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