Miscellaneous: Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween...

By halloweenless - 01/11/2010 13:14 - United States

Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML

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Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML

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By halloweensucks - 01/11/2010 01:08 - United States

Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML

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By cstokes - 05/05/2011 04:44 - United States

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Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML

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By hallofail - 01/11/2012 00:40 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML

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Monday 1 November 2010 19:08

I would of gone but you didn't invite me!!

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Monday 1 November 2010 19:03

Put up flyers next year!

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FRB 8

Thursday 20 June 2013 6:30

Don't worry man , next time will be better

Elfkid21 19

Saturday 13 July 2013 4:40

I'm sorry!" =[ I woulda came if I had gotten an invite!! =P lol

daidax_238 26

Tuesday 21 June 2016 5:41

Well, time spent with family is never time wasted. Right?

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