Miscellaneous: Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes... - FML

By anonymous - 13/01/2012 05:05 - Canada

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

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pdHbq 2

Friday 13 January 2012 12:00

The strange things people do...

edgestr 2

Friday 13 January 2012 12:01

Score for him if you're a girl and hot!

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Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 4:33

Wasn't me! Saw you on the counter.... Wasn't me! And the screams were getting louder! Wasn't me! Was the first thing that I Told him(her) wasn't me! Too soon?

quite_bored 9

Saturday 14 January 2012 5:26

Glad to see I'm not the only one that does this..

AvaVolterra 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 5:27

Hopefully, your also a dude so it won't matter much. But if your a girl, your screwed.

tinkrocks98 6

Thursday 19 July 2012 21:40

Why?

taetay2010j 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 6:34

Oh that's hot!!

twix4ever 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 6:40

This made my day!!!

Scytheria 1

Saturday 14 January 2012 6:47

Nothing is stored on the Kinect, it's stored on your Xbox hard drive. Your Kinect is not a storage device. However, you did rip him off, as you've sold him psychologically damaged equipment.

nvo 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 7:10

Check YouTube to see if they're already posted.

brenel4 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 8:41

Boy or girl?

Grayson10101 1

Saturday 14 January 2012 9:57

Oooooooo so you're the girl dancing naked on the kinect videos I saw today lol

jofratt99 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 13:59

Haha he probably bought it for his son

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