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Kaji - 14/11/2008 11:20 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

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for my brother in law - 27/07/2016 07:10 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML

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... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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boob sisters - 02/07/2014 17:01 - United States - Lilburn

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML

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Anonymous - 17/01/2018 18:30 - United States - Papillion

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML

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Abrams52 - 28/05/2013 05:44 - United States - Fishers

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

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Nokia 3310 FTW

Anonymous - 17/03/2020 02:30 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML

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abbacjt - 16/01/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML

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Eternally romantic

singledumbfuck - 22/03/2020 03:30

Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML

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screwed.over - 10/10/2009 23:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML

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Ren - 30/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:57

I just laughed! Maybe he'll call you back the next morning too!

mypseudonym 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 1:10

The question is, did he send you back a text saying 'ditto'?

WhatThePhuc 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 8:35

i lol'd

drzhottie148 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 2:50

I LMAO soo much, FAVORITES

Fancypants753 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 5:59

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thatonek1d 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 20:13

y the **** do u have her bros ##??!!

nintendomagic1 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 17:05

i did that once god only knows what would've happened if i had sent it to her older gay brother its funny when it doesnt happen to u FYL

xRonnix 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 2:41

Hahahahaah all these comments are hilarious.

HyperFlirt 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 4:59

LMAO!

pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:09

LOL @ #3

Squantiago 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:32

hahahaha

SimpleIdiot 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:46

thx for posting that i love FML

K2snow 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 17:31

that's what you get for saying the words "make love" in serious context

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:36

Lol at # 3 If her brothers older he could beat you up if hes younger he could be confused lol. Either way its sucks to be you!

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 20:57

I just laughed! Maybe he'll call you back the next morning too!

csullivan33 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 18:13

this realy sounds fake to me. how does someone manage to send the text message and a message this improtant to someone w/o looking at the name first.

siskob 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 10:53

exactly

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Wednesday 24 June 2015 20:53

Accidentally pressing the wrong spot

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Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

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Today, I spoke to a highly recommended therapist for my special-needs child. After 45 minutes of describing our challenges, heartbreaks and other very personal information, she told me that her schedule was permanently full. But she invited me to go through the phone book to find someone else. FML

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Today, it's my birthday, the first one in my college life. No one knew, and no one wished me. It’s fine, I guess. But as I sat alone in my room, I could hear laughter and cheers from hall they were celebrating someone else’s birthday. I tried not to care, but deep down, I felt little envious, and a little lonely. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

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Today, I found out I need surgery for a hernia that blew up after working out. I’ve been working out constantly to keep my mind off of my ex, who was the right person at the wrong time, and now I can’t even do that. FML

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Today, I tried to host a “non-political” BBQ with extended family. Despite my best efforts to avoid politics being brought up, within 30 minutes someone brought up swing states, voter suppression, and deepfake campaign ads. The hamburgers were barely defrosted. FML

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