Animals: Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels...

By bettercallpeta - 15/02/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML

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Friday 15 February 2013 12:30

Then go to his parents. and if they don't do something about it shoot them in the nuts and run away laughing

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What a nutcase...

Comments

TheMystery13 13

Friday 22 February 2013 7:28

I sincerely hope that kid is killed by a large animal very soon. Anyone who hurts animals deserves to suffer.

Demonyx 6

Saturday 23 February 2013 8:26

should have pressed charges for assault with a deadly weapon

Phialvalve 6

Monday 25 February 2013 3:28

Now is when you respond in kind with a .22 and ask him how funny it is lol

krez 20

Tuesday 26 February 2013 16:49

Call the cops (or do you live in a state where minors are allowed to shoot people with BB guns?).

KaiSilver98 2

Saturday 2 March 2013 2:55

I think he's a whacked up kid and his parents shouldn't have even given him a BB gun in the first place. And I think that kid needs a rock thrown at him.