Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He...

By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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By fuck - 02/06/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

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Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

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By getslostinherownhouse - 14/04/2009 19:12 - Spain

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML

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By Bec - 25/07/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

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By anonymous - 23/06/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2025 12:00

Today, after years of no contact, my brother texted me for my birthday. I replied, "You and your son are doing great I hope!" I then came to find out that he hasn't seen his son in 500 days and his ex refuses to let him see his son, since she has full custody and he is back on drugs. I didn't know and was genuinely hoping for him. FML

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Sunday 12 June 2011 8:53

did you record it?

heyimjennyFML 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:53

you should be proud of him! I love that show :D

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blondebrunette11 4

Monday 13 June 2011 15:41

#50 amen. preach it brother.

invicta8926 0

Monday 13 June 2011 19:26

At least you know where to find him.

henrysun 3

Monday 13 June 2011 21:15

Well, at least u saw him

Amarve 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 0:09

they don't even say names, show names, or even show their face... how would you know then?

Rapture333 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:18

that's so awesome

Betterflutist 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 14:03

Winningest win to ever win.

missjet 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:56

proud moment

AlkatrazTsubasa1 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 17:35

now ypu see where he ended up at least

wdfcrystal 6

Friday 17 June 2011 17:37

Agreed

Mistery510 6

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:28

WIN!!!

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