Intimacy: Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else...

By nomorefreehugs - 27/06/2011 23:34 - United States

Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML

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Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:15

Well you made him happy!!

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Comments

CJ42 5

Monday 19 September 2011 2:20

The fact you felt something might of meant something? Oh, and if he was handsome, why bother?

steshaa 10

Friday 28 October 2011 5:35

Well that means that your attractive. Isn't that a good thing??

brekab8 14

Saturday 31 December 2011 1:38

YDI for doing that

blackwidowtaco 31

Sunday 18 August 2013 0:20

And you now know why no one else was bothering to take him up on his offer, haha.

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