Work: Today, I received a list of employee names who were losing their... - FML

By IT_4_Hire - 10/05/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I received a list of employee names who were losing their jobs and I had to remove them from the system as I work for IT. I was on the list. That's right. My last responsibility as an employee was removing myself from the system for security reasons. FML

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kudaman 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:28

I wouldn't have done that job.

euplus 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:30

that sucks, couldn't you delete yourself from the list? lol

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rydin10 18

Friday 21 February 2014 20:50

You should have just been like "**** this, I QUIT!!!" and left without doing it.

Sansa_fml 38

Wednesday 16 September 2015 16:49

Remove your boss.

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