Love: Today, I realized just how messed up my life is, thanks to all... - FML

By yarhyun1 - 19/08/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I realized just how messed up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convinced that I'll start beating her someday. She's started taking martial arts classes, and threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustrated with her. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:08

A relationship is built on trust. You definitely need to address this issue with her.

beezerbnt00 4

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:09

Bitches be crazy

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JesseAttack 21

Wednesday 4 September 2013 4:13

Maybe you should consider taking every channel off that has the program... For your safety, of course :p.

Baller_Bob 17

Tuesday 18 March 2014 19:37

I think she may be missing a large portion of her brain

rfn2 7

Monday 7 April 2014 17:39

Take MMA classes

PocketDial 13

Saturday 28 June 2014 16:51

That's horrible. Sorry OP

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 2 December 2014 16:09

Dr.Phil isn't even a licensed psychologist anymore.

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