Geek: TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK....

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

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nommnom_fml 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:29

you can usually plug keyboards into laptops you dumbfuckasspoo :)

NancyDeebensDPDS 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:31

OMG ME TOO!! OHHHH NOOOo! WAIT! tHAT WAS A LOWERCASE T AND O! NEVERMIND.

LunaNstars 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:32

you're british!!!! omg be smarter:) shift key helps for the moment till you take the top cover and fix it. it happened to me too.

Natalie403 6

Monday 21 March 2011 23:33

LOL

Lintutu 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:33

i call bullshit

FYLSLOWLY 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:35

ADDED TO MY FAVORITES! AWESOME.

Aerious 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:37

Op could open their on-screen keyboard and turn it off.

FYLSLOWLY 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:37

They stick because they have too much **** underneath them.

radiohead14 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:38

NO NEED TO SHOUT!

brittanyg93 0

Monday 21 March 2011 23:38

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

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