Miscellaneous: Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook.... - FML

By thanks gramps - 19/04/2013 07:27 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML

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HowieDoIt 21

Friday 19 April 2013 16:07

If you made a Harlem shake video, he took it easy on you.

EnterSandman_fml 20

Friday 19 April 2013 16:06

Well, now you know what to call the first Broadway show you do. The Gay Baboon.

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CarrieDiaries 12

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:21

Hey at least the grapes are healthy and edible to eat. It could be worse. :P

qr_fml 21

Saturday 20 April 2013 17:19

Just lmao....lmao...!

simoncat 11

Sunday 21 April 2013 1:27

Grapes?

shelglo 5

Sunday 21 April 2013 5:12

Your grandpa rules

iammeorami 25

Sunday 21 April 2013 5:30

Your grandpa has facebook?

Meli90_fml 0

Monday 22 April 2013 11:02

Hahaha I couldn't stop laughing at this.

imbedderdenu 23

Tuesday 30 July 2013 18:15

omg THAT was funny. Im sorry ...

alex_gen 39

Sunday 22 March 2015 23:27

Next time, don't be twerking.

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