Intimacy: Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family....

By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

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aFreedom127 9

Sunday 4 December 2011 12:48

He could have popped your back zits.

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Sunday 4 December 2011 12:47

Classy clue by your boyfriend.

Comments

Jasonf6 0

Monday 5 December 2011 14:06

Wow, your bf is an idiot.

FriendlyOtaku 10

Wednesday 7 December 2011 12:50

At least he has a sense of humor xD

mixmaster647 2

Saturday 10 December 2011 22:12

Yhwhahaha

NikoleRadke 6

Monday 12 December 2011 1:04

did his name happen to be Austin McGee?

j3ebrules 13

Friday 16 December 2011 7:47

Hey, it's hard to think of those things off the top of your head with that time limit. LMAO at his excellent clue.

fdsafdsadfs 1

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:39

Your life sucks. Not because of that but because you have a conservative family.

Matt504 9

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:36

For the win!

AceArctic 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 5:02

Taboo indeed.

Haha_no_123 11

Wednesday 1 February 2012 0:44

Well if you were my daughter who I watched grow up from birth, I wouldn't find it too funny either. But your boyfriends sense of humor is good...... Only if it wasn't infront of your family.....