Transportation: Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2012 06:36 - Australia

Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML

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Monday 30 January 2012 15:55

That would totally be the highlight of my day

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Monday 30 January 2012 15:56

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KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 30 January 2012 21:48

Now that's how you start the week.

GravityGoesUp 1

Monday 30 January 2012 21:58

That would make my like week that's awesome :p

Shelta957 13

Monday 30 January 2012 22:14

That takes skill :)

06rubiandrea_fml 5

Monday 30 January 2012 22:14

That's just sad...

CheckMyProfile 17

Monday 30 January 2012 22:16

Cheer up, OP! People here think you ROCK!! :D

kahru1 9

Monday 30 January 2012 22:32

So I'm guessing being born doesn't count for anything...

chels1994 11

Monday 30 January 2012 22:47

Hey that's been the highlight of my day before, too!

RS795 8

Monday 30 January 2012 22:57

Picking up a drivers license with my feet? That would be the highlight of my day any day.

MissIrish 0

Monday 30 January 2012 23:32

Sounds Better Than Mine. Mine Was Watching Double Episodes of Spongebob.. Im 16!

alival 12

Tuesday 31 January 2012 0:02

Let's go for three!

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